internetexplorers:

“mom im bleeding”

“oh sweetie there’s no need to be worried that’s just a sign that you’re becoming a woman”

“thank god, i was really starting to get worried about this axe in my shoulder”

(via teenagerposts)

rnackenzie:

1 note? guess my kids arent eating tonight

(via teenagerposts)

justforsmiles:

2019 in a month, y'all. I’m not in denial, you are

(via cwote)

thebootydiaries:

“cool jeans,” i tell a cute boy

little did he know that i actually talking about his genes because those chromosomes have combined beautifully ay papi

(Source: onauo, via teenagerposts)

laugh-addict:

my mom once told me that writing your feelings down or drawing them out is very therapeutic and relaxing 

image

(Source: dog360, via teenagerposts)

newjork:

if 👏🏼 it 👏🏼 is 👏🏼 out 👏🏼 of👏🏼 stock 👏🏼 remove 👏🏼 it 👏🏼 from 👏🏼 the 👏🏼 site 👏🏼

(Source: yslasiyah, via teenagerposts)

at a horror movie

teenagerposts:

bf: are you scared?

me: in this economy who wouldn’t be